KArAokE PaRtY

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Lex
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9:54p, 5/8/24
If you're reading this you were invited to the Texags Karaoke Party. Now you have to post what song you're singing. And what you're doing when you aren't singing.

My song is If I Fall Your Going Down With Me by The Dixie Chicks. And I'm probably sitting at a table listening to drunk guys tell stories.
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10:00p, 5/8/24
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"Don't let me be misunderstood" in the style of The Animals and when I'm not singing I'm drinking beer and probably falling in love with a random chick singing a song that I like
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10:05p, 5/8/24
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**** Her Gently by Tenacious D

When I'm not singing I'll be doing two chicks at the same time.
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In reply to Know Your Enemy • 10:08p, 5/8/24
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In that case my 2nd song is gonna be "if i had a million dollars" by barenaked ladies.
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Lex
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In reply to Know Your Enemy • 10:09p, 5/8/24
Are you going to do it how Jack Black does? All dramatic and stuff.
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10:21p, 5/8/24
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Down Here written by Evan Felker while Turnpike was in New Braunfels

I'll just stroll around Gruene like usual if I'm not singing
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10:22p, 5/8/24
I Touch Myself while touching myself.
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10:25p, 5/8/24
Stupid..
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10:26p, 5/8/24
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"Pretty Good at Drinking Beer" and drinking beer while sitting.
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10:29p, 5/8/24
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15 min rendition of daft punks - Around the World
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10:57p, 5/8/24
"Wild Thing" by the Troggs. Fairly harmless 60s song, but I'll walk the room and make long uncomfortable eye contact with various ladies while singing.

Wild Thing, I think you move me,
BUT I WANNA KNOW FOR SURE.
So come on over and hold me tight.
You move me.
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Lex
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In reply to Philo B 93 • 11:08p, 5/8/24
There's lots of time for eye contact in the instrumentals. Good thrusting beat too.
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11:11p, 5/8/24
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Small Town Girl or Some Fools Never Learn - Steve Wariner

When I'm not singing I'm telling people that it's too noisy in the room and I can't understand a word they are saying./SSD
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12:01a, 5/9/24
IBTB
KrYstAl text is a no longer allowed in the no fun zone
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1:58a, 5/9/24
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"I Want a Girl With a Short Skirt and a Long Jacket" -Cake
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2:07a, 5/9/24
I've been on a sad country music kick lately.

"Songs About Rain" is stuck in me head.
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The Chicken Ranch
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5:57a, 5/9/24
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"Let Her Cry" by Hootie and the Blowfish.

I'd be mixing drinks that are way too strong and making seductive eye contact with the ladies when I wasn't singing.
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Lex
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In reply to gabehcoud • 6:23a, 5/9/24
Says who?
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7:40a, 5/9/24
Poe - Hello, the harder edit of the song

What I'm doing... people watching. Some of you guys might be a little sus!
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7:48a, 5/9/24
Merle Haggard - Mama Tried

When not singing, I will be Irish goodbying.
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7:59a, 5/9/24
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"The Spicy McHaggis Jig". You'll know what I'll be doing afterwards once you hear the song.
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8:33a, 5/9/24
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"King of the Road" by Roger Miller followed by "Just Like Heaven" by the Cure but still singing like Roger Miller.

Drinking, telling jokes and laughing with whoever else is trying to sing.
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8:45a, 5/9/24
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I will sing "I'm not as good as I once was" by Toby Keith and trying to decide which lucky lady will get my single shot.
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In reply to Lex • 8:54a, 5/9/24
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Lex said:
Are you going to do it how Jack Black does? All dramatic and stuff.

I'll put both balls into my performance.
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In reply to Know Your Enemy • 8:55a, 5/9/24
Yessssss
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9:15a, 5/9/24
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"You Never Even Call Me By My Name"
David Allen Coe
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9:32a, 5/9/24
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"Pop That *****" by 2 Live Crew

When I'm not singing I'm walking around the room executing pelvic thrusts.
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10:01a, 5/9/24
"gin and juice"

no looking at the lyrics allowed
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10:19a, 5/9/24
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Either Sukiyaki in the original Japanese, I'd Do Anything for Love, Back Velvet, or Fast Car (the OG Tracy Chapman version).
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12:25p, 5/9/24
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"In the Garden of Eden" by I Ron Butterfly.

I'll sit in church when I'm not singing this classic hymn.
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1:51p, 5/9/24
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I think a disco ball is also necessary.
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In reply to The Chicken Ranch • 1:53p, 5/9/24
The Chicken Ranch said:
I think a disco ball is also necessary.
if you have the option to add more sparkle, ALWAYS add more sparkle.
No sensible woman ever said,"no, that's too much glitter."
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In reply to Lex • 1:56p, 5/9/24
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Lex said:
The Chicken Ranch said:
I think a disco ball is also necessary.
if you have the option to add more sparkle, ALWAYS add more sparkle.
No sensible woman ever said,"no, that's too much glitter."


I knew you would see it my way. We could hang it above our "table."
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1:56p, 5/9/24
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Nothing. No one wants to hear me sing.

The ONE TIME I ever did karaoke I was like in 4th or 5th grade. I sang Fancy by Reba. I cannot carry a tune to save my life.

My parents played that **** at my 9th or 10th grade dance that I hosted for my birthday. Of course everyone laughed. I started crying and ran out of the place.
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In reply to The Chicken Ranch • 1:57p, 5/9/24
You gonna tell me stories about back when you had a mullet??
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