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Fran Cross Examination

1,919 Views | 13 Replies | Last: 18 yr ago by ssolari94
Elephant Ghost
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You want answers?
I think I'm entitled.
You want answers?!
I want the truth!
You can't handle the truth!

Son, we live on Kyle field that homes the 12th Man and that field needs to be guarded by men with speed. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Potbanger? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for our November record and curse our playcalling; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that our playcalling, while tragic at times, probably wins games, and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, wins games.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that sideline, you need me on that sideline. We use words like tackle, run, block. We use then as the backbone in a game trying to improve our record. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a fan who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very coaching I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a football and get in formation. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Did you order the field goal?
I did the job I had to do.
Did you order the field goal?!
You're ____ right I did!

[This message has been edited by ord-ord (edited 11/5/2006 4:30p).]
HowdyTAMU
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quote:
you need me on that sideline


Actually, it would be nice to see the QB and middle linebacker call the plays from here on out.
Elephant Ghost
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just trying to lighten the moment.
I may suck at this job.

"An object at rest will remain at rest and an object in motion will continue in motion at constant velocity in the absence of interaction with another object." 1st Law
HowdyTAMU
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Actually your spiel was well done.
ag32786
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SECTAMU#1
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You actually made me laugh. Thanks.
Agustus Caesar
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EllisCoAg
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hehehehe
FootballAllTheWay
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made me laugh
Objectivity
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Good stuff
retinag
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send Fran to the brig so he can be jessops bee-yotch
BigOil
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ghey
Elephant Ghost
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couldn't find the 2nd part prior to when he says "I'll pop the eyes out of your skull. Your messin with the wrong coach."
SacTownAg90
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This was funny, but there was another one done like this about 4 years ago that still makes me laugh. I wish I could find it in the archives. "Sarge" something was the author
ssolari94
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