Well, it’s that time of the year again. Time to eat and drink to one’s fill, and enjoy a spirited game of football with a glass of Single Barrel or Crown Reserve and a Partagas or two. As we reflect back on 2004 we can rest assured that we, as Texans, have done many of the right things, led the country to many of the right decisions, and provided leadership where it was lacking before. We can all be proud, as Texans, of our accomplishments. Of course, when I say “many of us” I do not mean the denizens of The People’s Republik and other green haired freaks that established asstin as a lonely, meager patch of limpwristed blue in a sea of patriotic red. You turn on your computer the day after the election and there is some pasty f@ggot with an “I’m sorry sign” trying to make sure his nose ring and My Mommy Didn’t Love Me tattoo are in the photograph as well as his fringe wearing, crossdressing boyfriend Skippy the cow keeper and supplier of bovine intoxicants. These nutless bovine dumbasses can operate a computer but they can’t keep the grass of Shyster Field from turning into Lake Travis every time a sunshower passes over The People’s Republik? What a bunch of freaking morons. I suppose you cannot expect much more from people who capsized a boat to get a look at some naked hippy hollow queers. How much sense does it take to fire the drooling imbecile that has failed to win a title for seven straight years while drawing two million for losing in the Holiday Bowl? More sense than a cow, apparently. The Captain of the nutless bovine ship couldn’t navigate a rubber duck across a bathtub. When the offensive coordinator is sacrificed on the altar of Old Yeller’s burned orange express and the five year plan is given an eighth year to blossom, it will solidify overrated underachiever inferiority with regard to the best football program in the State (and the last one to win a Big XII Championship): Daddy A&M. Then you go into work and you get your morning coffee and a cup of water but you look at the cup and it says “Delta Gamma Crush Texas ‘98” and you spew out the contents you had drank and throw the cup into the sink. Somebody has apparently hired another journalism intern to run the copier. You look suspiciously around the floor for somebody new with a nosering, but don’t see anybody so you send out a company wide e-mail asking if anybody would like to attend a folk singing benefit to save the rainforest being held in honor of Woody Harrelson, and sure enough you get one reply and it’s a new name so you ask them to please come to your office but once they get there you tell them the tickets are gone and could you please copy these eight boxes of closed files for me, and when you’re done make coffee and then shred the originals. Another journalism major enters the workforce. Damn Kerry loving journalism limpwrists. The whole discipline appears to be a front for recruiting socialists, obfuscating the truth and falsifying documents. You can’t even be sure they put the right number of espresso shots in your coffee when you order it. I sure hope Old Yeller’s Beverly Hillbillies pig farming truck has a hitch so the nutless bovine bandwagon can be towed to San Antonio after this year’s chokenship, because the t.u. time machine is going to log a lot of mileage traveling back and forth to and from their last Super Bowl win over Daddy (in an off year) in 2003. Coach February is dead… long live the king: Dennis Franchione.

BTHOOtu

Sincerely,
13-0 Branding Iron


texas bite
texas bite!
texas jump up and bite my ass!
texas bite
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texas jump up and bite my ass,
texas bite, texas bite
jump up and bite my ass...
Bite! Bite!
Bite! Bite! Bite!
jump up and bite my ass!

I would chose Heradurra shots myself, but what the heck. Crown is OK.



Gig 'em Aggies!

That sucked and it had nothing to do with the bashing of Texas, it just sucked.

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18 year glenmorangie

No it just sucked!

Nicely done.

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No it just sucked!

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Cream with two sugars coffee boy.

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The one time a year that I can count on Brandi posting something worth a damn.

Nice post!

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You turn on your computer the day after the election and there is some pasty f@ggot with an “I’m sorry sign” trying to make sure his nose ring and My Mommy Didn’t Love Me tattoo are in the photograph as well as his fringe wearing, crossdressing boyfriend Skippy the cow keeper and supplier of bovine intoxicants

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Genius

Excellent and how true of Sips in Austin embarrassing us with the Kerry backing. Idiots!!!!!


Jim Beam will be with me as we kick some liberal tail in hippieland!

There's never been a more accurate description of the sipdork cult that emanates from the 40 acres.

I guess this means I don't make BI's Christmas card list again this year.

71-34-5

Uva Uvum Vivendo Varia Fit

You mean you didn't get the bom.. I mean fruitcake, that I sent you last year?

No worries. BI usually sends a courtesy copy to Oil Can's. Browse at your leisure.

I just hope you boys won't hold a grudge again this year when we take our victory number against A&M to an even half a gross. The rivalry is much better now that y'all have a better record, and the game should be closer than it has been in recent years. All that said, the rivalry needs competition, but not Aggie wins. We should always win because........













We're Texas.

Uva Uvum Vivendo Varia Fit

Queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer texas:

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Pooor loooonghooorns

Why sips should not reproduce:



Gig 'em Aggies!

AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! MY EYES!

Excellent 13-0!!

Asstin will be on suicide watch at 6:01pm on T+1. Thank God I won't be near that hellhole.

I don't think that one has landed yet. Nicely done BI, have a great Thanksgiving.

Happy Thanksgiving to all Texans and Americans, except for Adamb who I hope bleeds out after a brutal ass pounding that he will surely be receiving in the ally behind Maggie Mae's in Austin thanks to his man love Rolando the busboy, you are a worthless piece of **** Pyle!

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

- George Orwell

as a nuetral observer.....great job.

that's the big annual event? i must say I'm dissapointed. why do you obsess over gays and lesbians. I've been to Austin and College station. Believe me both cities have gays and lesbians.

sips getting ready for the refs.....



Gig 'em Aggies!

Clear Lake Horn has pushed in stool all over the state!

Have you ever been to Nacogdoches? - John Wayne as Jacob McCandles in "Big Jake"

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Believe me both cities have gays and lesbians.

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CL Horn-

You speak on this subject like you have first-hand knowledge of "the community".



Man...owning sips and tards is just too damn easy today!

Funny read. But not as entertaining as in recent years due to the lack of football. No "Wicky" or "Radio" or "C-bong" ... just clinging to the belief that A&M will win based on the fact that its county voted Republican and that Fran is the coach.

Not a lot of substance.

horndev-

Exactly! I was expecting something more than that. Considering I voted straight ticket Republican, this rant rings hollow.

Has a fireside rant ever been followed by an aggie victory?

How long has TexAgs been around?

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When the offensive coordinator is sacrificed on the altar of Old Yeller’s burned orange express and the five year plan is given an eighth year to blossom, it will solidify overrated underachiever inferiority with regard to the best football program in the State (and the last one to win a Big XII Championship): Daddy A&M.

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Looks like you've been giving the aggie time machine a work out spanky. Everything in 1998 still ok?

I do have one question. It appears that once again you think the ags will beat the horns, but I haven't seen your numerical prediction. I'm sure it's here somewhere, but I haven't been around too much lately. So save me some time. What do you predict the final for today's football game will be?

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I sure hope Old Yeller’s Beverly Hillbillies pig farming truck has a hitch so the nutless bovine bandwagon can be towed to San Antonio after this year’s chokenship, because the t.u. time machine is going to log a lot of mileage traveling back and forth to and from their last Super Bowl win over Daddy (in an off year) in 2003

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Poor Brandi has to really hype herself up in preparation for the game. I bet she has a stack of tissue boxes next to her rocking chair, with a box of soft candy to protect her toothless gums. I wonder if she still has money left on her LoneStar card to buy herself a turkey frozen dinner and a can of diet Coke.

THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS LONGHORNS 56


Colliesville Ags 16

SAKID55 - put your money where your cock sucking burnt orange pie hole is. You that confident sip boy, that you'll take us by 40? I got $500 that says your wrong.

Step right up.

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Watch the cows scatter like roaches with lights on after Daddy A&M stomps a hole in their ace.

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Watch the cows scatter like roaches with lights on after Daddy A&M stomps a hole in their ace.

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Or not.

ttt

Looking forward to this year's rant