I hate Bostonhorn because...

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e=mc2
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I don't like she-males posting on here.
















Feel free to give your own reasons.
Devp23
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i am opposed to sharing anything related to A&M with fheggots and homosexuals.

Spirit in Aggieland
GER
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fehggots AND homosexuals, huh? Glad you got all of them.
e=mc2
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Great. The biggest ****** bag on the planet is the first to chime in.

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ValleyRatAg
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I don't know him, and I hate people I don't know. Come to think of it I don't like a lot of people I know.
Jock 97
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Bostonhorn is actually one of the better posters on this forum, in terms of shere knowledge. He did blow a few recruit predictions, and used to bug the hell out of me whenever he would send 20 old threads a day “TTT”. That said though, the guy knows sports and is someone I’d drink a cold beer with and discuss X’s and O’s. He’s one of the select few on Hornfans that actually indulges in intelligible discussions and not just juvenile name calling and tiresome smack.
agg98
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jock, what about gardere_owns_ou?
surf
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i hate boston because he tried to pick up my sister's, cousin's, dog's, owner's, brother's, friend's, mom's, fish's, gerbil's, goat's, mule's, owner's, sister's, boyfriend one night outside of pot luck on rauhut street
mse1892sip
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It appears that Boston has some puppets.

surf
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that said old bfegh doesn't bother me and is probably pretty cool in person. pretty much what jock said
e=mc2
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Gee, couldn't find a larger photo?
Puryear_PB
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I don't like him because he looks like this.

David_Puddy
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Yea, boston is alright. I'd rather have 10 bostons posting here than 1 Devp.

- Alright, alright. You see? This is why I hate writing with a large group. Everybody has their own little opinions, and it all gets homogenized, and you lose the whole edge of it. I'm going with jerk store! Jerk store is the line! Jerk store! Yes!
mse1892sip
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T is that really a compliment to Boston?
FXST
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I hate Boston because he possesses such phenomenal skills on how to get under an aggies skin. One visit a day and this board becomes as bitter as the woman who just discovered her ex-boyfriend posted her nude pictures on the web.........

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others!"
Groucho
grego
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quote:
Bostonhorn is actually one of the better posters on this forum, in terms of shere knowledge. He did blow a few recruit predictions, and used to bug the hell out of me whenever he would send 20 old threads a day “TTT”. That said though, the guy knows sports and is someone I’d drink a cold beer with and discuss X’s and O’s. He’s one of the select few on Hornfans that actually indulges in intelligible discussions and not just juvenile name calling and tiresome smack.

Reluctantly agreed.
David_Puddy
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mse,

Yea....he is pretty much the t-sip version of BI. He's a master at stirring the pot.
Chinese Democracy
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quote:


1) The fate of the world and the future of the greatest nation this planet rests on the
outcome of this election, but all Bostonfegh wants to do is show this guy in purple where to
find obscures bits of Aggie trivia to post on Texags.

2) The Bostonfeghs commiserate about the end of a long, hard campaign. They'll miss the
adrenaline rush of speeches that go well, the enthusiasm of the volunteers, and those late
night massages from the guy in purple, who they picked up in a 'swing' state.

3) The Bostonfeghs suspect that the Kerry campaign has planted a mole in their midst, but with
as much attendance smack on back order as they can handle, they haven't been able to figure
out who it is yet.

4) Bostonfegh: Seven homos. One mission: Get into the pants of this guy in purple. Oh yeah,
they also spend a lot of time thinking about A&M, too.

5) The Bostonfeghs go out for coffee after another obsession-soaked day on Texags. The guy in
purple was photoshopped in to 'butch up' the picture.


6) The Bostonfeghs walk gingerly back to their car after a random encounter with guy in purple
results in painful rectal tearing in five of them.

7) The Bostonfeghs stumble -- dazed and confused -- down a Skid Row steet, wondering how
they can be such bitter, front-running ******bags and yet still don't like the team that
bears their own freakin' name.

8) The Bostonfeghs can't contain their excitement as Nov. 2 approaches. The poor b a s t a r d
in purple is a Democratic voter being taken by the Bostonfeghs to a 'special polling place.'
Once there, the Bostonfeghs will take turns 'special polling' him.

9) The Bostonfeghs, armed with calculators and their Aggie envy, make their way to Kyle
Field before the 2002 Maroon-White spring game to count attendance.

10) The Bostonfeghs talk it over, and four of them decide to dig up Branding Iron posts, while
the other three will take turns fellating the guy in purple.


11) Bostonfegh and FXST (in purple) go out looking for FXST's Harley.

12) Bostonfegh is pictured enroute to a Halloween party. This year, they're going as "seven
dumbasses and a guy in purple."

13) Bostonfeghs assemble to pay a visit to Who Dat, to inform him that image links have
to be linked from web sites and coded like this:
(img) photo location url (/img)
(only use brackets instead of parentheses.)

And they also want to search under his couch cushions for any possible information about A&M that they haven't already memorized.

14) The Bostonfeghs, along with their boyfriend in purple, walk around the streets of their
fair city, looking for any excuse to draw attention to themselves and Texas A&M,
the school they secretly love.

15) The Bostonfeghs leave OCH's pondering the shallow nature of their lives, spent in
pointless atacks on A&M. Also, they think they can get the guy in the purple shirt to come
home with them.


16) Bostonfegh takes a break after an all-nighter, trying to come up with a response to the
previous message, by crunching numbers about A&M avg. yards per carry vs. Big XII north
teams in odd-numbered years. The guy in purple is from the Bfegh gang out of KState Fans.com
who was called in to help out.

17) After delivering a devastingly sarcastic response to an Aggie poster, Bostonfegh
goes outside to smoke a Winston. And the guy in the purple shirt? Winston.

18) Botonfegh ponders a potential link between Kyle Field attendance figures and 2003 sales
of weather derivatives in the EU. Not really. He's just walking home from "Show Tunes
Karaoke Night" at OCH. The guy in purple is a Bostonfegh in training; after his
lobotomy, he gets a black suit.

19) The Bostonfeghs, after taking two balls to the head, try to walk it off. The balls belonged
to the guy in purple

20) Bostonfegh, fresh from nearly crippling President Bush's re-election campaign,
wanders aimlessly through the city, trying to decide which political career to ruin next.
The guy in purple is the tu Plan II honors grad who designed the Bostonfegh 'look,'
and shares their one-bedroom condo.


21) "Alright fellow Bostonfeghs, we've got our orders. Bfegh 1, find Aggie-Bear ticket
sales. Bfegh 2, you dig up the offensive stats comparing Baylor's RBs to some obscure
Utah opponent. Bfegh 3 will get cornholed by this guy in purple. Bfegh 4, you're culling
the Web for new bowl projections. Bfegh 5 will find out about Bill Byrne's bowel movements
Saturday morning. Bfegh 6 will find
pretty white dresses for all of us. And I'll see if I can find out whether tu played,
and what the score was. Okay. Let's do it..."

22) The Bostonfeghs go hunting for another laptop computer, since their PC fried Saturday
when Baylor humiliated A&M, and they become so aroused...let's just say 'something spilled'
on the keyboard. The guy in purple is a Log Cabin GOP operative.

23) NAME: Bostonfegh
MISSION: Find goalpost for possible use in smack against A&m
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Ask the guy in purple

24) The Bostonfeghs contain their glee at A&M's embarrassing loss to Baylor,
and at landing the guy in purple from OCH
to go home with them.

25) The dejected Bostonfeghs pound the pavement, realizing that they'll have one fewer Aggie
home game for which they can post attendance figures. And the guy in purple? He's a
member of the rock band Pavement.He has no idea what's about to happen to him.



BONUS MATERIAL!!
THREE UNRELEASED CAPTIONS


27) In a rare photo, the Bostonfeghs are seen with their hands in their own pants. The guy
in purple is filming a documentary on the event.

28) Bostonfegh pouts outside RNC headquarters after he was lectured for excessive use
of the Kerry rally attendance figures in party
press releases. The guy in purple is an innocent falafel vendor caught in the river of tears.

29) Can you find the Bostonfegh with the clip-on tie? HINT: He’s near the guy in purple.





































Hidden track!
26) The Bostonfeghs, tired after making 1,000 phone calls, take a walk around the block
to rest their digits. They'll be resting them in the guy in purple.




[This message has been edited by Chinese Democracy (edited 2/1/2006 1:14p).]
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