Climate Change - Extinction Update

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TexAg1987
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I guess we are moving on from the 12 years to save the world.

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climate change continues to progress onward, threatening the melting of the ice caps, which would send hundreds of thousands of miles of shoreline under the ocean. And according to a new simulation, humanity's end could come in as little as 250 million years if climate change continues the way it has.


A supercomputer simulation just predicted when humans will go extinct (msn.com)
Agthatbuilds
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If we make it 250 millions years before going extinct I'd say that's a pretty good run.
Funky Winkerbean
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The scariest part is that people view what AI generates as absolute fact.
Phatbob
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So roughly the timetable of I35 construction?
Cromagnum
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So roughly 4x longer than the earth is supposed to have been around. Mark me down as DGAF then. We have enough time to make dino oil out of people 4x over, so we'll never run out.
Muy
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Agthatbuilds said:

If we make it 250 millions years before going extinct I'd say that's a pretty good run.


No ****, sounds awesome!
Moral High Horse
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We didn't listen!!!!
Muy
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Phatbob said:

So roughly the timetable of I35 construction?


Nope. When one section is complete, another section starts over, throughly the end of humanity.
rocky the dog
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Elections are when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find out what people will fall for.
- Alfred E. Neuman
Rossticus
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Cromagnum said:

So roughly 4x longer than the earth is supposed to have been around. Mark me down as DGAF then. We have enough time to make dino oil out of people 4x over, so we'll never run out.


Earth is supposed to have been around for a few billion years. Still, your point stands. If humanity figures out a way to make it on this planet for 250 million then I think we'll have far exceeded expectations. No effs given.
Muy
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How much you wanna bet the liberal loons claim their radical ideas are working, and this calculation proved it?
A Net Full of Jello
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Zager and Evans have already assured us that man isn't living past 9595, anyway.
annie88
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But did you die?
BadMoonRisin
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Humanity could come to the end in 2.5 years, with more leftist governance.
Not Coach Jimbo
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Cromagnum said:

So roughly 4x longer than the earth is supposed to have been around. Mark me down as DGAF then. We have enough time to make dino oil out of people 4x over, so we'll never run out.


Seems you're off on one of the time measurements... or units of measure.
Science Denier
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Funky Winkerbean said:

The scariest part is that people view what AI generates as absolute fact.


Are you saying AI doesn't believe in climate change? Sounds like some reprogramming is required.
LOL OLD
Maroon Dawn
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Wow, sounds like we better stop fighting higher taxes and despotic government power grabbing OR ELSE!
American Hardwood
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100% certainty.
B-1 83
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Muy said:

Phatbob said:

So roughly the timetable of I35 construction?


Nope. When one section is complete, another section starts over, throughly the end of humanity.
The machines will be in charge by then and have no issue with their toil……and Greta's head will still be alive shrieking "How dare you!".
Being in TexAgs jail changes a man……..no, not really
tk for tu juan
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Human and universe timeline to scale (starts at 3min mark)
Not Coach Jimbo
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A Net Full of Jello said:

Zager and Evans have already assured us that man isn't living past 9595, anyway.


I experienced the y2k hysteria...

Can you imagine the y10k... glad none of us will have to experience it.
General Jack D. Ripper
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Considering where we have gone over the last 150,000 years, I don't want to see humanity in 250 million years
We’ve gone from “safe, free and effective” to “bro, the vax didn’t kill THAT many people”.
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Phatbob said:

So roughly the timetable of I35 construction?
still won't be done with I45 though.
TheCurl84
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Will we have finally won a national championship by then?
Maroon Dawn
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TheCurl84 said:

Will we have finally won a national championship by then?


Yes

But just one

In women's basketball
combustion artist
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and I10 will still be a nightmare
TheCurl84
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2023NCAggies
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Rossticus said:

Cromagnum said:

So roughly 4x longer than the earth is supposed to have been around. Mark me down as DGAF then. We have enough time to make dino oil out of people 4x over, so we'll never run out.


Earth is supposed to have been around for a few billion years. Still, your point stands. If humanity figures out a way to make it on this planet for 250 million then I think we'll have far exceeded expectations. No effs given.
If we survive that long, we will be on planet(s), not just earth or our solar system
Jack Squat 83
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So AOC was correct, give or take 249,999,988 or so years. Not bad for a bucked-tooth bartender.
Pretty sure most of you don’t know me.
txags92
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Phatbob said:

So roughly the timetable of I35 construction?
Dammit. They are NEVER going to finish the Gulf Freeway then...
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TheCurl84 said:

Will we have finally won a national championship by then?


Will we still have Adiddas for unis?
KidDoc
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Seriously though we need to be spending money on asteroid defense and how to avoid volcanic catastrophic eruptions. That and AI are going to take us out before "climate change".
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Phatbob said:

So roughly the timetable of I35 construction?

I was thinking before they fully expanded I-45 beyond 2 lanes each way.
The Chicken Ranch
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Not enough stars!
K2Ag97
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I really need this report to blame a group of people for this responsibility.

Maybe my TV can tell me who it is ok to hate because they don't care enough about the climate.

</sarcasm>
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