Don't get me started on how taco bell stole my double decker taco idea. I was doing that as a young kid because my shells kept breaking. Slapped a little refried beans and queso on a tortilla and "glued" it to my taco. A couple years later...
I suppose if you got angry enough and pushed the issue they could possibly make you an underwear model. Strong jaw, rugged looks and strangely athletic. You might just do.