Funniest thing I've read in a while. An excerpt:
It is hella-unafraid to ask the hella-big questions, such as What if a wolf were the size of a battleship and could fly, and What if an alligator were the size of a submarine and got mad at the flying wolf?
https://www.npr.org/2018/04/11/600941285/rampage-lowers-the-bar-on-razing-a-city
It is hella-unafraid to ask the hella-big questions, such as What if a wolf were the size of a battleship and could fly, and What if an alligator were the size of a submarine and got mad at the flying wolf?
https://www.npr.org/2018/04/11/600941285/rampage-lowers-the-bar-on-razing-a-city