"ran into Cat on 6th Street one night and said "Hook 'em" and gave her the horns...just as she tried to hook em back in front of her bf i told her "Syyyyyyke" and hooked em down. i always try to be a good ambassador."
wow. you aggies are the coolest. you had a chance to get laid for the first time in your life and you blew it with a Urkel-esque manuever to ensure you alienated the only chick who was even willing to look in your direction