Few things to clear up:
1. NASCAR? Not so much. Come check out a rodeo
2. BBQ - beef brisket, not pork. We'll let you put slaw on your slow cooking, but dont expect us to like it
3. We like our tea sweetened to individual taste after brewing. Its ice tea, not sweet tea. Dont worry, all of our restaurants have sugar and sweet n low at the table
4. The Alamo - some of your state's settlers probably died there. You better remember it!
5. As much as I dont like Austin, their country music is much better than Nashville. Pat Green's older stuff, Corey Morrow, Roger Creager, the Derailers, etc. You should broaden your horizons, throw out that Faith Hill crap, and get some of the good stuff
6. On April 21, dont bother calling on your Aggie friends. We're busy that day.
7. Absolutely NO bonfire jokes! I am unaware of anything off limits, so please feel free to inform us. But the only time I have ever punched an adult is when a t-sip made a joke about it. (To be fair, we dont joke about the tower sniper either.)
And so it begins...
1. NASCAR? Not so much. Come check out a rodeo
2. BBQ - beef brisket, not pork. We'll let you put slaw on your slow cooking, but dont expect us to like it
3. We like our tea sweetened to individual taste after brewing. Its ice tea, not sweet tea. Dont worry, all of our restaurants have sugar and sweet n low at the table
4. The Alamo - some of your state's settlers probably died there. You better remember it!
5. As much as I dont like Austin, their country music is much better than Nashville. Pat Green's older stuff, Corey Morrow, Roger Creager, the Derailers, etc. You should broaden your horizons, throw out that Faith Hill crap, and get some of the good stuff
6. On April 21, dont bother calling on your Aggie friends. We're busy that day.
7. Absolutely NO bonfire jokes! I am unaware of anything off limits, so please feel free to inform us. But the only time I have ever punched an adult is when a t-sip made a joke about it. (To be fair, we dont joke about the tower sniper either.)
And so it begins...