Happy Halving Day
ac04 said:
buying bitcoin on the day of the halving and holding until the next one has never yielded less than 5x. just FYI if you have any fiat you don't need for 4 years.
If you hate someone and want to fuck them up for life, for their birthday, buy them a Ledger hardware wallet with various shitcoins on it, and a book on how to trade.
— Parman 🔑 Private Key Whisperer (@parman_the) April 22, 2024
Dad: Invest in fundamentally strong stocks, like $META
— Mr. Piss Shivers (@stevedick881) April 25, 2024
Me: I’m too retarded dad, I’ve spent all on $APU
Next day:$META beats expectation -15%$APU posts memes +20%
Dad: pic.twitter.com/xzZYblduJN