Let the Games Begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









"I'M HERE TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM, AND I'M ALL OUTTA BUBBLEGUM"

why did it get deleted?

Jorvoskie found out about the original thread and it instantly disappeared.

Jorvorskie was not born black, the sun is just afraid to stop shining on him...

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Jorvorskie was not born black, the sun is just afraid to stop shining on him...

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LOL

"I'M HERE TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM, AND I'M ALL OUTTA BUBBLEGUM"

thanks for at least spelling it right this time

No actually it should be spelled "Jorvorskie" to be correct, but the thread couldn't be authentic unless his name is misspelled.

What happened to the other one?

to many post killed it





"I'M HERE TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM, AND I'M ALL OUTTA BUBBLEGUM"

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Caution: Jorvorskie action figure may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Jorvorskie action figure contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture,
should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Jorvorskie action figure on concrete.

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*Itching
*Vertigo
*Dizziness
*Tingling in extremities
*Loss of balance or coordination
*Slurred speech
*Temporary Blindness
*Profuse sweating
*Heart Palpitations

If Jorvorskie action figure begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and
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Jorvorskie action figure may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Jorvorskie action figure should be returned to its special container
and kept under refrigeration...

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Jorvorskie action figure, Wacky Products
Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all
liability.

Ingredients of Jorvorskie action figure include an unknown glowing substance which fell
to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Jorvorskie action figure has been shipped to our troops in Afghanistan and is also
being dropped by our warplanes on Irag.

Do not taunt Jorvorskie action figure.

Jorvorskie action figure comes with a lifetime guarantee.

Jorvorskie action figure:
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

[This message has been edited by TAZ99 (edited 2/13/2006 9:36p).]

JTRAIN IS WOAH

There are no disabled people...Only those who met Jorvorski.

Perhaps the Jorvorskie thread will become as legendary as "Buckley's Hit" on TexAgs

On his birthday, Jorvorskie Lane randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

The Scientist working on the Manhattan Project originally wanted to name it the "JORVORSKI"


the bombs' contents consisted of only three hairs from his knuckles





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On his birthday, Jorvorskie Lane randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun

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that made laugh while reading it





"I'M HERE TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM, AND I'M ALL OUTTA BUBBLEGUM"

what was it at

Javorskie once snapped his fingers. Chuck Norris appeared in a cloud of smoke and said, "Yes, master, you called?"

I'm waiting for ORAG to get on here and tell us all this isn't true.

"It seems my hypocrisy knows no bounds."

J-train eats the whole corn on the cob in a singe bite, and flosses his teeth with chicken bones. Then he pisses fire and rested on the 7th day.

Jorvorskie was up for the part of John Koffe in The Green Mile. They Gave it to Michael Clark Duncan cause he was the better actor. JLANE retaliated by Stiffarming the entire production team at Warner bros. To this day they still need more blood donars in southern california.

WWJD really means

What would Jorvorski Do?




he just let the churches borrow it to raise some money.

just wanted to make Page 1.

The chief exports of Javorskie Lane are broken tackles and PAIN.

Jorvorskie Lane's Blood-type is 10W-30

Big Rumble...

Jorvorskie once stiffarmed Ditka.

BEVO didn't derive from the Ags shellacking of tu 13-0, it was an attempted Tcehtard prank to spell Jorvorskie that went aghastly awry.

[This message has been edited by StrongbadAg (edited 2/14/2006 3:50p).]

Because he didn't want to disturb the heavens, Jorvorskie decided to let the sissy Thor be called the God of Thunder....

Jorvorski doesn't run toward the goal line ... he waits. Everything comes to Jorvorski.

DIE THREAD!

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Yah. Jorvorskie. Yah...Yah...Ya..h..Y.....a.....z...z...z...Z...Z..Z.ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Jorvorskie Lane was what Willis was talkin' about.

Jorvoskie Lane is in my ears and in my eyes.

There beneath the blue Bryan/College Station (raise up!) skies...

I emailed this thread to Dr Jorvorkian!