Coach Gillispie just whipped my *** at pool

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OK, so the night I had tonight was what one might consider amazing.

I was hanging out at the girl's house I was currently seeing and got a text message from my sister saying "Dude, Billy Gillispie is at Poag Mahones". (Poag Mahones is an irish bar in Fort Worth that I "frequent", just off 7th street by Montgomery Plaza.)

Well I told the girl (a TCU grad who has no clue who BCG is) the deal, and although annoyed, she let me go check it out. I get there around 1:15 and there are literally 7 people at this pub. Me, The Shank Ag's sister, The Shank Ag's sisters best friend, two guys that work there but were off for the night, a bartender, and BCG. I go introduce myself to Billy. He has gained a little weight so I asked him a few questions, just to make sure it was really him. They are as follows:

Me: So what is Chris doing now that y'all have left Kentucky?
BCG: Chris?
Me: Walker
BCG: Oh Chris, he is lined up for another computer job.
Me: Yea, I knew he had a job lined up at IBM before he went with you to Kentucky.
BCG: Chris wanted to coach right after he graduated, but I told him No. Then after I made the move, he told me again so I let him.
Me: Oh thats cool.
BCG: Yea, apparently when he graduated he was one of the top computer people in the world.
Me: Oh yea, thats cool. (I had no clue what he was talking about... do they rank computer ability?)
BCG: Yea, he got married to a Kentucky girl while we were up there.

Second question

Me: So what about Logan?
BCG: Logan Lee? I just talked to him last night. He's doing good, looking for a job right now. He got married a while back.
Me: Oh thats cool.

I knew it was legit after talking to him for 5 seconds, but this made it absolutely positive. Who knows Logan Lee if they didn't coach him.

So Coach G asks if we want to play pool, losers buy the next round. So I was teamed with one of the off duty guys that works there, and BCG was with the other off duty guy. To make a long story short, his partner broke, I cleared out a couple stripes, then Billy clears all solids and barely misses on the 8. My partner makes a ball, Billys partner has no shot and misses, I make one more, and Billy calls a double bank shot on the 8 and makes it.

Now I am no pool player so I ask if he wants to throw darts (playing cricket). He says sure and proceeds to call me and my partner from pool "half of a man" for losing so bad in pool. Well i AM pretty good at darts. Billy teams up with The Shank Ag Sister, and I am teamed up with my pool partner (who also is pretty damn good at darts). Low and behold, I got my payback in pool and Billy proceeds to buy 3 rounds for all of us. After I hit the final bulls eye, and BCG and my sister still hadnt hit one, I said "this is like Gardner Webb all over again". I was scared ****less at the words that came spewing out of my mouth, but he dies laughing.

Its 2:20 and our bartender friend said he'd keep the bar open for us while he cleaned up (it probably helps that I/my sister are there at least twice a week).

We end up calling a good friend of ours that is amazing at pool. He plays Billy twice, and both times ends up scratching on his 8 ball shot. Billy talks **** throughout the whole ordeal, and even trys to put money on shots. I am having the time of my life.

I ended up telling Billy what I had done (leaving a girls house to come see him) and he is in awe. He tells me his life in now complete that a guy would leave a girl to come see him and gives me a big hug. We end up leaving the bar about 2:50.

Apparently BCG was in town having a dinner/meeting at Del Friscos steakhouse (and commented how the bartender had a huge rack). I talked to him about games, Acie's move to Golden State, what his plans are (he is going to look for a new gig in April were his exact words.) I asked him how he found our hole in the wall bar and he said "I was just driving around and saw a irish pub and new that was going to be a fun place"

Well pictures will be uploaded tomorrow when my sis puts them on facebook, but I just had to share. I spent 2 hours at a hole in the wall pub with the man who was my idol for 3 years. He got in some shots, and I fired my Gardner Webb reference in, and it was an amazing time.

So for those that dont want to read this whole post, the short version. Text from sister that billy is at the hole in the wall FW bar we frequent, I show up, billy kicks my ass at pool, I kick his in darts, he buys me and my friends drinks, we all have fun till about 245.
The Shank Ag
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Me, my sister, and Billy



Billy at the Dart Board



Billy playing Pool



Billy and our ringer friend playing pool



More Pool


shanklin
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Except that I am your sister and he called *YOU* half a man... this story is otherwise accurate. It was a great night.
Rick Deckard
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Great story with pics to prove it!
Legal Custodian
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That is awesome man! I'm jealous
shanklin
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Oh, and by the way, I did make ONE bullseye... Billy on the other hand pretended he had no idea how to play darts... there were a few one-legged throws and a couple with "no shoe"...

Gotta love that guy.

Oh and PS. Billy drinks "Bud Light Lime". Can't say I saw that one coming.

[This message has been edited by shanklin (edited 7/28/2009 3:43a).]
The Shank Ag
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Too see the guy who was my Idol, and to have him treat us like friends he had known his whole life, made tonight one for the ages.


We can gripe all we want about the way he left, validated gripes or not, but Coach G will forever be a great guy in my book.
XL2Win
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cue up GoPitt for ensuing moral character lecture
Bob_Ag
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quote:
I said "this is like Gardner Webb all over again".


No you fkn didnt! That is great!

Awesome man, that sounds like a crazy good night.
kawood82
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Man awesome story
Ol Jock 99
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Very fun story.
gopitt
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"cue up GoPitt for ensuing moral character lecture"

What a surprise. Finding the former A&M head coach hanging out by himself at a saloon at 2 in the morning.
For those of you always wanting pictures of him hanging out in saloons Shank Ag has obliged.
He's a big boy and can do what he wants. But he didn't spend his free hours in Aggieland at church like XL thinks he did.
Ask the bartenders at Fox and Hound and The Tap for details.
That being said he probably would be a fun guy to hang with.

Agz_2003
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cpscAG06
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Cool Story man.
DonaldFDraper
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Billy know Fort Worth is the ish!
XL2Win
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gopitt is as predictable as the sun rising in the east

Notice the incredibly immoral behavior of shooting pool, drinking and playing darts. Maybe we can call Ahmadinejad to get the gopitt Revolutionary Guard to arrest him for resocialization training. BCG could be the training camp's basketball coach.
Gradin
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This was a totally awesome story.
BohunkAg
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give this was posted at three in the morning, it's pretty funny...especially gems like these awkward exchanges:

quote:
Me: So what is Chris doing now that y'all have left Kentucky?
BCG: Chris?
Me: Walker
BCG: Oh Chris, he is lined up for another computer job.
Me: Yea, I knew he had a job lined up at IBM before he went with you to Kentucky.
BCG: Chris wanted to coach right after he graduated, but I told him No. Then after I made the move, he told me again so I let him.
Me: Oh thats cool.
BCG: Yea, apparently when he graduated he was one of the top computer people in the world.
Me: Oh yea, thats cool. (I had no clue what he was talking about... do they rank computer ability?)
BCG: Yea, he got married to a Kentucky girl while we were up there.

Second question

Me: So what about Logan?
BCG: Logan Lee? I just talked to him last night. He's doing good, looking for a job right now. He got married a while back.
Me: Oh thats cool.

Rex Racer
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Wow, that's a night you'll always remember. Good for you!
Dan Scott
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BCG got a nice tan going...probably from bangin chicks on the beach.
Furlock Bones
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coach? what does he coach?
Tobias Funke
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quote:
I said "this is like Gardner Webb all over again"


You have balls of steel, my friend
aggiebball09
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if I had the chance to play him - I always thought it would go down like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRV9bVqxhfM
old ag 2003
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TAMU bball forum POTY. Classic Shank, classic.
aggiebball09
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"Nurse, could you come in here quickly? Billy is getting his *** whooped on street hoops! I need a witness"
Dan Scott
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I was thinking the same aggiebball09
Stan Rizzo
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good stuff

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." - Winston Churchill
IL-Ag 04
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Good Story
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CC97
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Nice
La Fours
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Only you and your sister would have that happen to them. And good job with the Gardner Webb comment.
ensign_beedrill
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I graduated from the same program as Chris Walker and never received my rankings.

Wow, sounds like a fun time. I'd probably be too shy to even say hi if I saw him.
AGGIE Boss 03
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Nice!
PJYoung
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Excellent.
AgGrad99
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Good Bull
 
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