AustinCountyAg said:
The Porkchop Express said:
More ass with Option #2
a #1 HS prospect get plenty of options as well. knock it all out when your young and find a hottie to marry. option 2 has you grinding in crap hole towns for a number of years, trying to pick up chicks at the local beer joint.
give me option 1.
Option 2 you're playing baseball for years for a job. And most chicks are too dumb to know that professional baseball player means you play for the Toledo Mudhens. And you get all the Florida ladies every spring. And when you hit the Grand Slam, you never have to work or try hard for a date ever again.
Meanwhile in Option 1, by year 4 of the marriage, your hot wife is SO UFCKING SICK of your story about "If I hadn't blown my arm out"
WARNING: I have a deep-seated desire for others to love the Star Wars franchise as much as I do, in exactly the way I do, and get snippy and sensitive and passive-aggressive when they don't.