"Like the guy with the 17000 posts is going to reply to the guy with 50 posts...C'mon!"/TexAgs Legends

Crossing my fingers for a movie.

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this show was terrible. that's why it got canceled.

^troll

I've never seen it. These gifs have no context, so I don't find most of them funny. Can somebody post a youtube clip that will get me hooked?

http://www.hulu.com/watch/589/arrested-development-pilot

Just start here. You won't regret it.

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I've never seen it. These gifs have no context, so I don't find most of them funny.

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You have made a huge mistake.

A tiny...huge mistake.

Michael: Aren't you going to get down and do your little chicken dance?

Gob: I would, but I sprained my ankle yesterday... shooting hoops or something.

**Flashback to yesterday as Gob mocks Buster by doing his chicken dance and sprains his ankle. Buster yells for his mom.**

Yeah, just start at the beginning... can't go wrong.

Gob: Take off your glasses. Oh... wait, wait. Let down your hair. No: glasses on, hair back up. Let's just get that hair right back up.

Kitty: Let me turn the lights off.

Gob: Yes, yes, please.

Kitty: How's that? Is that better?

Gob: It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door.

Amazing thread...just amazing. That's the only way I was going to make it through this next hour in the office

Tobias in the entire "Ready, Aim, Marry Me" episode



Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own recordings to see what Michael was referring to.

Tobias Fünke: [on tape] Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!

Tobias Fünke: [out loud] Nothing wrong with that.

Tobias Fünke: [on tape] I've been in the film business for a while but I just cant seem to get one in the can.

Tobias Fünke: [out loud] Context...

Tobias Fünke: [on tape] I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks.

Narrator: And he realizes there IS something distinct about the way he speaks.

Tobias Fünke: [out loud] Tobias... you blow hard!

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GEEEEEEENE!!!!!

The Literal Doctor is one of the best minor characters in the whole show.

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Michael: Just to be clear. Looks like he’s dead, or he is dead?

Dr. Fishman: It just looks like he’s dead. He’s got like blue paint on him or something. But he’s going to be fine.

G.O.B.: What is wrong with you?

Maeby: This bleeping doctor!

Dr. Fishman: I’ll let you celebrate privately.

Lucille: We want this comped!

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Dr. Fishman: Yes, he’s lost his left hand. So he’s going to be “all right.”

Lucille: You son of a *****. I hate this doctor!

Lindsay: How do we keep getting this guy?

Michael: Mom, he’s a very literal man.

Dr. Fishman: Yes, that’s more the way I would take the news.

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The Literal Doctor: I'm sorry, but I'm afraid there's nothing more that I can do.

[everyone gasps]

Michael: Let him keep talking.

The Literal Doctor: Because Dr. Stein has been assigned to your case.

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Tobias gets ready for the Blue Man Group-

Michael: You haven’t auditioned yet?
Tobias: Oh, no, no. I’m not in the group yet. No, I’m afraid I just blue myself.
Michael: There’s got to be a better way to say that.

Due to Photobucket.com, this one won't last






this one won't last


this one won't last

Sweet Moses.

53 posts, 46415 views

Thanks jetch!

One of my favorite scenes is when Tobias gets his new hair lit on fire and tried to put it out in the pool... but Gob has rigged the pool so he can walk across it for an "illusion."

I forgot about this... greatness.

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Good Lord David Cross does some amazing physical comedy

Tobias: Oh, come on... Don't leave your Uncle T-bag hanging!

George Michael: Dont call yourself that....

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http://www.hulu.com/watch/589/arrested-development-pilot

Just start here. You won't regret it.

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Sir, it was your post that got me hooked. I just got through season 1.

With the right motivation and lack of things to do you can knock this series out in a day. I HIGHLY recomend doing this.


Michael: I thought Buster had everything under control. I thought you've been going in to the office.
Buster: Yes, and I've enjoyed that. It's just that I was constantly being called to the phone, or I was asked a question, or I was being resuscitated and it was really hard to get a good work flow going.

"Annyong!"

Well that's just great...due to this thread, I have to watch the entire series again!

66 posts and 68475 views... this might be the best thread ever.

Gob: And now you love the ten commandments. And yet you're the one who so conveniently forgot "Thou shalt protect thy father and honor no one above him unless it be-ith me, thy sweet Lord."

Michael: I'm not sure that one made it down the mountain, Gob.

Lucille Bluth: (To Lindsey)You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.


Buster: She's just wigged out because I have a girlfriend.
Lucille: A waiter hands him a note and suddenly he's Steve McQueen. He doesn't even know what she looks like.
Buster: I know that she's a brownish area with points.


Michael: Hey, Mom. Remember we had that conversation about trying to cut back on things that aren't necessities?
Lucille: Like it was yesterday.
Michael: It was this morning.

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