I just ran across this.

8 Recurring Arrested Development Jokes

I agree with that list, emphatically, and in that order!!!

Heyyyyy hermano.

Michael: GOB, I thought you were going to meet up with Steve Holt about possibly being his father?

GOB: Oh he's not my son.

George Michael: Steve Holt the idiot?

GOB: That's my son you pothead!

(lunges at George Michael)

Great list but "Ive made a huge mistake" is 2nd to Tobias for me

Tobias: There are literally dozens of us!

3 pages in and no mention of this guy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1i-Yw7s-Pw
Tobias: D**che Chill...

They left out "her" as well.

-That sounds bad; you keep forgetting to say "away"

--He says Nellie is blowing everyone away

The quote/scene that got me hooked:

Narrator: Michael realized that his father had even taken control of the banana stand. But he still had some unanswered questions, so he did a little detective work.
Michael: So you burned down the storage unit?
Tbone: Oh most definitely.

"HER?"

I think the sequence did it for me was in the pilot:

Lucille says something to the effect of "I love all my children equally" then it flashes back to earlier that day where she is drinking a martini with Linsay and she says, "I dont care for GOB"

So awesome

ive never laughed this hard reading a texags post....i need to rewatch these


some of my favorites

-"theres always money in the banana stand"
-when buster "goes to army"
-and when Gob has a cracked tooth and a lisp

oh and a thanks to big bro LHIOB for getting me started on this show



"If you wanna think somethin, why don't you think that roof back up on that barn?"-- Woodrow F. Call

And that's why you ALWAYS leave a note.

few more gems...

These kind of reflexes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFjN9Ng5QUc&feature=related


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You got yourself a stew

^
Carl Weathers is awesome in the show. I have to give props to the writers. One of my favorite lines from the show is "Sh/t! You're married to Carl Weathers?".



Holy **** that's hot! Mother ****er ****ing stupid corn baller mother ****er!






Barry: Hey, you're not one of those silly guys dressed up as woman are you?
Hooker1: No baby I'm the real thing.......
Barry: [drives off]



scene

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jm6B31HKBw&NR=1

Tobias Fünke: [footage of Tobias trying on a Speedo with his cut-offs on] Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?

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Tobias Fünke: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.


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Buster: So… the seal lost his hand, too.
G.O.B.: Yeah, poor guy's probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family


Gob: One of this guy's eyebrows just fell in the bowl of candy beans.
Sitwell: I always carry a spare.
Gob: Well I hope you also carry a spare bowl of candy beans!


Sitwell: The only thing I ask is out of the four hundred and fifty homes we build, one be given to a disadvantaged family from the inner city.
Gob: That's great, so the other 449 families live in fear? Is that what we're saying? Come on!

I love how the Spanish voiceover says "Soy loco por los Cornballs!!" as George Sr. strangles Richard Simmons.

The Cornballer, yeeeeees... did you have one?



Mexican guard: Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii *shows burn*

Just started watching the series last week. I love it.

definitely one of my favorite threads ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3y00wvzeQs&feature=related