over/under on when the word "LaDanian" is first uttered (sp?)
I'd say 15 minutes into first broadcast
I'd say 15 minutes into first broadcast
Soon-To-Be heard Franchione quotes on ESPN Radio
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"Sabin can't see the forrest because of the trees"
"He's in the forrest now"
"He's in the forrest now"
"Let's go down to the sideline to get an injury update from Mike McKenzie."
talking to the booth IT guy...
"the god **** e-mail server is down again"
talking to corso...
"get that finger out of your ear, you don't know where its been"
talkin to Erin Andrews...
"have you ever had a snack cake by the light of the moon"
"the god **** e-mail server is down again"
talking to corso...
"get that finger out of your ear, you don't know where its been"
talkin to Erin Andrews...
"have you ever had a snack cake by the light of the moon"
Fellow announcer: "James Davis of Clemson was helped off the field early in the 2nd quarter, we'll now go to Erin Andrews for an update on his status..."
Fran: "WAIT A MINUTE! We can't do that...We don't discuss injuries unless they are season ending.
Off air: "Do you know how much money we could make selling that kind of information? Cha-Ching!"
Fran: "WAIT A MINUTE! We can't do that...We don't discuss injuries unless they are season ending.
Off air: "Do you know how much money we could make selling that kind of information? Cha-Ching!"
No injuries to report, unless....
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they should really take a look at making their qb, who was set state records throwing td passes, run the option. that'll really trick the opposing teams.
also, they should run some trick plays every game, that way the opponent has to prepare for them, regardless of how well we actually perform other plays.
also, they should run some trick plays every game, that way the opponent has to prepare for them, regardless of how well we actually perform other plays.
Fran " ..... the smoke draw is the most underused play in all of college football."
"That was my short version of the pre-game analysis. For the inside scoop, you'll have to mail me a check."
Play book? What play book? I only run one play...
Dennis Franchione = Lee Corso II
after some team eeks out a close-call win over some scrub team they have no business losing to:
"that's exactly what this team needed.."
"that's exactly what this team needed.."
i found that i had most of my success as a coach when i gave the ball to LT every play.
anyone have an extra tampon, i seem to have misjudged my cycle.
anyone have an extra tampon, i seem to have misjudged my cycle.
"Thats right Lee, until my TexAgs contract expires in 2012 I'll have to keep this moustache"
They have this new position called the Tight End that I am not too familiar with.
Fran: "Well, that play will have to come back to where the quarterback fumbled it, since you can't gain yardage on a fumble recovery. It sure looked like he fumbled it on purpose, the way he reached back and chunked the ball 20 yards down the field."
ESPN play-by-play guy: "Uhhhh...that was a completed pass to the wide receiver."
ESPN play-by-play guy: "Uhhhh...that was a completed pass to the wide receiver."
play-by-play guy: In the final minutes of the 4th quarter the home team trails by 4....
Fran: I don't understand why the Field goal team isn't coming out????
play-by-play guy: wtf are you???
Fran: I amz THE PROGRAM IS VOTING FOR BAMA
Fran: I don't understand why the Field goal team isn't coming out????
play-by-play guy: wtf are you???
Fran: I amz THE PROGRAM IS VOTING FOR BAMA
"Well, they're down to the last 48 seconds of the game. With 2 times out left and 1st and 8 at their opponent's 20, it looks like their only option is a field goal attempt."
" I am a huge tool, please donkey punch my wife"
too funny... this thread is cracking me up!
"That young man looks like he is popular amoung his teammates, they should elect him to the team's Leadership Council.."
(Pause listening to earbud)
"What do you mean they don't have a Leadership Council?"
(Pause listening to earbud)
"What do you mean they don't have a Leadership Council?"
DP. Sorry.
[This message has been edited by Old Sarge (edited 8/8/2008 8:37p).]
[This message has been edited by Old Sarge (edited 8/8/2008 8:37p).]
"Well, Bill, if I knew what the hell to do on this 3rd down and 4, I would probably still be down there for a living".
Well at least we won the time of possession. We can build off that.
I know they are up by three scores, but I carry this card see, and it says that they should go for two.
"What that team needs is a 290 lbs water boy cheering his QB into scoring on 4th and goal with the game on the line"
USC game
Wow look at that Sanchez. If he stays healthy, he may just have a future in the NFL as a receiver or running back.
Dave Barnett: what do you think about SC's defense?
Fran: actually, Dave, I'm going to leave the defensive color commentary in your capable hands . . . I'll have no idea how good you are ,though, unless our ratings are the lowest ever recorded for an ESPN program.
Wow look at that Sanchez. If he stays healthy, he may just have a future in the NFL as a receiver or running back.
Dave Barnett: what do you think about SC's defense?
Fran: actually, Dave, I'm going to leave the defensive color commentary in your capable hands . . . I'll have no idea how good you are ,though, unless our ratings are the lowest ever recorded for an ESPN program.
"63-0? That's nothing."
I don't know why that program is wasting all of those scholarship offers on O-Line, you only need one per recruiting class.
ME WANT SWISS ROLL!!!!
Fran: Um...what sport is this again?
Bill: Football.
Fran: Oh...you mean soccer, right?
Bill: Football.
Fran: Oh...you mean soccer, right?
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