An Aggie buys a house and moves to Austin. He follows the moving van into the subdivision with his family in his SUV proudly displaying his 12th man sticker on his rear window. Meanwhile, two sips are across the street watching them pull up and started talking across the fence to each other.
The first sip said, "I wonder what the heck an Aggie is doing moving to Austin, in our neighborhood no less." The second sip said, "I don't know man, but this bad, real bad! Hey, you ought to go talk to him and find out what the heck this is all about." So the first sip walks across the street and introduces himself and asks the Aggie what made him move to Austin. The Aggie begins to explain that he just retired from the Army as a Colonel and was hired by the local university to be a Professor of Deductive Reasoning. Well, the sip got a real puzzled look on his face and said, "Professor of Deductive Reasoning, what's that?" Well the Aggie being the generous and kind person that he is said, "Here let me explain it to you. I see that you have a dog house in your backyard." And the sip said, "yeah that's right, so?" Well the Aggie explained that by deductive reasoning he can deduce that the sip has a dog or at least had a dog. Well the sip was impressed and said, "Hey that's pretty good, what else can you tell me?" Well the Aggie replied that he also saw a children's play set in his backyard that he can deduce by deductive reasoning that the sip has kids. Well now the sip was really impressed and said, "Wow man that is impressive, what else, what else?" Well the Aggie went on to explain, "Well now that I know that you have children I can deduce by deductive reasoning that you have a wife or have had a wife." The sip said, Man that's really something, what else can you tell me." The Aggie kindly replied, "Well now that I know that you have a wife or have had a wife, I can deduce by deductive reasoning that you are a heterosexual." Well the sip just couldn't believe all of this but he was excited nonetheless by his new neighbor and couldn't wait to tell his buddy all of this and said his goodbyes to the Aggie.
The first sip quickly walked back across the street where his buddy sip had been watching the whole exchange but of course couldn't make out what was said. So knowing that his neighbor was curious the first sip says, "Man you ain't going to believe this but that Aggie is a retired Colonel and just got a job as Professor of Deductive Reasoning at the local university." Well he saw the puzzled look on the second sips face and said boastfully, "Here man let me explain it to you. "Hey man, you gotta doghouse?" The second sip says, "No."
To which the first sip quickly replied, "Fa***t!"
[This message has been edited by Kline7 (edited 9/6/2009 9:16p).]